Thursday, November 1, 2007

I'm not nauseous because I'm pregnant

It would be because I ate a ludicrous amount of Halloween candy last night; directly after consuming a delicious cheeseburger and fries covered in salt and malt vinegar.

That candy. It's deceptive. Packed in those little bundles, calling out to me from the basket near the door. If I just eat one, it's not that bad. The trouble becomes when I've said that, oh, 5 or 6 or 13 times or whatever. Those little ones toddling up to the door had no idea I was pilfering their Halloween joy for my own delight.

I think I might ovulate soon, or maybe already did, but I'm pretty sure I burned my little egg good with all that sugar. And the fries. And the real Coke.

9 comments:

The Oneliner (Christina) said...

i ate too much candy too. blech. and drank wine.

i feel sicky. all that stuff in my system is screaming boo! got ya!

niobe said...

mmmm...Halloween candy. I haven't eaten myself sick yet. But it's not for want of trying.

Geohde said...

Sweeties.....Mmmmm good idea.

I had to read your post twice to see if the titme was a coded Big Announcement. I need more sleep, I think,

J

Carrie said...

Being a PCOS girl I try to avoid sugar, but you know what, that's actually been pretty little help so -what the hell. We can't give up everything all the time.

I think Hallowe'en is like training. Getting the body ready for all that Christmas food. Yum.

Ms. Planner said...

Cheeseburger and fries with malt vinegar? Yuummmmm... I know what I am going to have for dinner tonight, thanks Tipsy Marie!

My Reality said...

I have eaten dozens of little candy bars in the last few days. It certainly isn't helping the waistline!

Anns said...

I purposely buy extra candy knowing that once I start giving it away my inner child will kick in and I'll start getting jealous that I have none for myself.

Childish I realize but I'm happy to realize I'm apparently not the only one.

SaraS-P said...

Tiny candy packages are deceptive. Oh so tantalizingly deceptive!

Maybe new research will come out saying that sugar and fast food boost ovulatory quality!

Anonymous said...

Yes I too drank wine (and too much other stuff) and ate candy too (and I'm about to eat some more, I'm not even gonna lie) and I do feel slightly nauseous tambien.